Somewhere deep in the urban jungle at the heart of the Calivegas Desert lies the fabled Secret Robot Lab of Elon Musk.
Legend has it the sacred site is concealed behind the façade of a normal-looking Tesla dealership.
And, as luck would have it, that dealership is next door to the Kid’s parents’ house. Would you believe it?
He has a plan. He has a window of opportunity. And he has his dad’s hammer. Now all he needs is control of the country’s manufacturing facilities, and he’ll build an army of robot dinosaurs to take over the world.
Muahahahaha!
Meet the Kid
He’s the star of the show, and probably the smartest six-year-old you’ve ever met.
Meet the Dinosaurs
No one wants to take over the world with an army of robot man-soldiers.
The dinosaurs are key!
Get to know the guys who’ll be working for you.
Meet the Titans of Industry
You’re going to need the resources of more than one billionaire to take over the world!
After you’ve conquered Elon Musk’s territory, it’ll be time to meet the others.
Meet the Resistance
I hope you don’t think the locals will are going to let you waltz right in and take whatever you want.
Everywhere you go, you’ll find opposition. Get to know them before it’s too late.
Meet the Creators
This game was made by Aaron Pogue, a popular fantasy and sci-fi author and the founder of Draft2Digital.
The game’s art was provided by Aaron’s adorable and talented children, Alexander and Annabelle.
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